Monday, February 9

Not Me Monday


Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Here is what I have NOT been doing... 
  • Madison had a friend over Saturday night for a sleep over. There would be no way I would linger downstairs until they passed out to make sure there was no inappropriate "boy" chit chat going on & then go to bed feeling totally guilty because I didn't let them enjoy private girly time during their slumber party. Only a ridiculously overprotective mother would do something like that, Not Me!
  • I had Olivia's ears pierced when she was a baby. Unfortunately they got infected & the holes closed up. I chose to wait until she got older & decided on her own that she wanted to get them re-pierced. To my delight there has been ear-piercing talk going on in the house lately, but she has seemed too afraid. Saturday morning she woke up & said she was ready & really wanted them done. I would absolutely not get so excited that we would take a spontaneous trip to the mall to get her ears pierced. Even if we did, she would be way too scared once we got there, I'm sure. I would totally not try to coach her into it for about 20 minutes while the worker ladies were totally slammed with waiting customers to have Olivia ultimately refuse to get them done & decide last minute that age 6 sounded like a much better age to get them pierced.  No way, Not Me(Even if all of that happened, Olivia would most definitely not sport the marker dots on her ears at church on Sunday by asking all of her friends how they liked her new earrings- No way, not my daughter
  • There is no way I would buy my infant child this onsie... I mean really?!?! Not Me... totally inappropriate! 
  • There's no way I could forget to strap Reece into her bouncy seat during my shower the other day & get out to see this....
Most definitely not. That would be completely irresponsible! And to have a picture means I would have had to leave her like that to run around the house in a towel dripping wet to find the camera. So it's a good thing that there isn't one! No way I would do something like that... completely careless! Nope, Not Me

4 comments:

  1. Too funny. I can't believe Olivia chickened out! Oh well...6 probably is a better age!!

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  2. I'm not sure why Mr. Linky isn't working for you, but I'm glad you posted your link in the comments. Sweet Not Me Monday list, cute kids!! LOVE the earring piercing story, that sounds like something that would {not} happen at our house!!

    Nice to "meet" you!

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  3. I LOVE that onesie...that is too cute. Great list!!

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