butt problems

The other day Olivia came up to me and whispered... "mommy, I need help with my butt". Apparently she was having problems with her anus. (My anatomy teachers says I should be using proper anatomic terms in my regular vocabulary... sorry.) I told her she probably wasn't wiping very good.

After her next trip to the bathroom she approached me with deep concern in her eyes. She slowly lifted her head & her eyes met mine. She took a deep breath & then let out a big sigh.

I inquired... "what's wrong babe?"

After a slight pause she leaned forward and softly explained... "mom, I think I have a fart allergy."

That girl cracks me up.